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conversationparade:

oh my fucking god you guys

today in art 120, my intro to design class

our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us

and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing

and about a minute in I look around

and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant, respectively

and I’ve drawn

A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

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lulz-time:

I bet walking in with $1 felt like:

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lulz-time:

I bet walking in with $1 felt like:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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lulz-time:

 


Leave it to Nickelodeon to put Katy Perry in her place.

lulz-time:

 

Leave it to Nickelodeon to put Katy Perry in her place.

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George R.R. Martin on writing women

George Stroumboulopoulos: There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from?
George R.R. Martin: You know, I've always considered women to be people.
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Story of my life.

Story of my life.

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This is my bad-sushi-before-bedtime nightmare
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This is my bad-sushi-before-bedtime nightmare

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ooh-mister-harkness:

nemesismess:

The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

Before you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this

Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep

I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things

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loveyourchaos:

terrible alien movies as a lifestyle choice 

loveyourchaos:

terrible alien movies as a lifestyle choice 

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thorhead:

do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty

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tayloroo:

ohdearunknown:

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD

this laughter physically hurts

TRAMPOLEEE TRAMPOLEEE

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My child shall be this awesome

My child shall be this awesome

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